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THE BLUE ANGEL
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Based on the novel by Heinrich Mann
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Freely adapted for the sound film
by Carl Zuckmayer and Karl Vollm�ller
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in collaboration with the author
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Screenplay
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Directed by
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Professor, breakfast!
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All these books lying about.
And cigar butts...
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Everything stinks!
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Anyway,
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it stopped singing long ago.
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PROFESSOR GARBAGE
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Stop it!
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Erztum, stop it!
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Watch out, the old man!
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Sit down!
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Angst... come here.
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Get rid of this!
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- Professor, I...
- Silence! Go sit down.
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Now, gentlemen...
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let's see
what else you have learned.
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Yesterday we left off at
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Hamlet, act lll, scene 1.
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Erztum?
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Well? Well?
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Stop! Wrong!
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You can't even pronounce
the English article.
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Repeat after me...
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Open your mouth.
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Sit down.
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Take out your notebooks.
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Now, write this down:
Julius Caesar...
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What would have happened...
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if...
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Mark Antony had not
delivered his funeral eulogy?
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Get up!
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Sit down!
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We'll have words about this!
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Inside.
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Come here.
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Sit down.
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So, you too.
My best student.
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- Professor...
- Be quiet!
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Aren't you ashamed?
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- But Professor, I...
- Silence.
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Look at me.
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- Where did you get that postcard?
- I don't know!
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Don't lie to me.
Where did you get it?
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Someone must have
put it in there.
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Really?
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And you expect me to believe that?
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They all hate me
because I don't join them at night.
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- Join them doing what?
- The others...
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- Out with the truth!
- Every night they're at the Blue Angel.
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There are women.
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- Where?
- The Blue Angel.
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The Blue Angel?
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Get up!
We'll have words about this.
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They call me Naughty Lola,
I'm known far and wide
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I have a pianola
that is my joy and pride
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They call me Naughty Lola,
the men all go for me
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But I don't let any man
lay a paw on my keys
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If any of you louts
try to get too near
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I'll punch you in the ribs
and bang you on the ear
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Guys, tonight
I'm going to have a ball
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- With a man, a real he-man
- One liverwurst platter!
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Tonight I'm going to take him home
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A man, a real he-man!
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A man whose heart
seethes with passion
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A man whose eyes
promise lots of action!
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A man who knows
how to kiss a miss
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A man, a real he-man!
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Spring is here,
robins chirp in the sky
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I'm in love,
but don't know with which guy
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I don't care if he's rich or poor,
because love is what matters more
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Guys, tonight
I'm going to find the one
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A man, a real he-man!
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Young men can't wait
to tear off your clothes
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A man whose heart
seethes with passion
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And whose eyes
promise lots of action!
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A man who knows
how to kiss a miss
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A man, a real he-man!
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Thin or fat, small, tall or burly
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Handsome and chic,
shy or even surly
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Don't care about his looks,
he'll be all right in my books
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- Over here!
- Feast your eyes on me!
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- What about me!
- Me, Lola, I'm rolling in dough!
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Guys, tonight,
I'm going to have a ball...
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Stop! Stop!
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Don't move!
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Well, well,
what are you doing in my bedroom?
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I presume you are
the artist Lola Lola.
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- Are you a cop?
- You're mistaken, Madame.
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I am Dr Immanuel Rath,
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a professor at the local college.
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Feel free to remove your hat
in my dressing room.
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- What do you want?
- I'm here on official business.
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- You're corrupting my pupils.
- Really?
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Do you think
I'm running a kindergarten?
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What's wrong?
Cat got your tongue?
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Damn it, you're blocking the way!
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- Look what crawled in.
- 18 beers, and they want me to sing!
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I cannot stay here.
Think of your reputation.
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If you're on your best behaviour,
you may stay.
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Careful, Parson!
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Everything's coming down now.
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Oh, you...
I don't want any complaints!
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So, how do you like me now?
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They're in a hurry out there.
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- Wherever did I put my hat?
- I refuse to drink.
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You have to drink, my ladies.
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Do you think I care about your art?
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If you don't want to drink any more,
I'll chuck you out!
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- He's just after his cut!
- Shut up! Once and for all, quiet!
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Some fianc� you've got yourself there!
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He's only the boys' professor.
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- A professor?
- At the local college.
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- Dr Immanuel Rath.
- Then we make a team.
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- How come?
- Art and science.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
Kiepert, manager and magician.
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Why didn't you have someone
call for me immediately?
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I'm delighted to welcome
a local dignitary into our midst.
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- I feel...
- Yes, like at home.
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- No, I'm here...
- I can see you're here.
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And I'm delighted.
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Why wasn't I told?
Am I the manager or not?
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An old ox is what you are.
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- Go do your act!
- Keep your shirt on.
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What a gal!
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Professor,
you have impeccable taste.
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How dare you?
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Professor, there's no need to get upset.
This is strictly between us.
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- Leave it to me. She's...
- I'm here about my pupils!
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- You're sheltering them! Yes!
- Me? But we only let in...
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- Filthy liar!
- Liar?
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Stop! Who's that?
Come here, you rascal!
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Come here! Stay right there!
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Stop! Stop!
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Stay where you are!
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Where have you gone
and left your hat now?
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Please take your seats.
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- He didn't say anything?
- Nah. He's afraid of us.
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Cut out that English nonsense.
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- Now you've insulted him.
- He'll get over it.
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You old fool,
you ruined the number!
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I ask for a goldfish
and you give me a rabbit.
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Ah, our student friends are back.
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Have you got nothing better to do?
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All right, one last time.
You'll make us lose our licence.
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- He's coming!
- Who?
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Garbage!
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No, no, no, gentlemen!
Not through the club.
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Into the cellar.
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Good evening, Professor.
What a lovely surprise!
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Come right in, Professor.
We were waiting impatiently.
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I knew you'd be back.
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They all come back for me.
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My dear lady, I...
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In my haste yesterday
instead of my hat...
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I took this... garment.
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So you didn't come to see me?
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Let me take your overcoat.
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Have a seat. Go on, why not?
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And if you all move together,
front and back, left and right...
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And if you all move together,
front and back, left and right...
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Here, hold this.
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Pretty eyes, eh?
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- They're not pretty?
- Yes, absolutely. Very, very pretty.
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You're not
on official business tonight.
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I'm afraid that last night
I may have...
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- ...behaved somewhat unseemingly.
- Yes, you did.
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Today you're much nicer.
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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Hey, Professor, send me a postcard
when you're done.
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You're a sight!
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Hold still.
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If your boys could see you now!
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Let's get back to work.
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You know...
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You know,
you're quite handsome.
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Is it that bad?
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Does it hurt?
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No.
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- All better now?
- Yes.
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Sorry to disturb you, Professor.
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What's going on?
Why isn't anyone ordering any drinks?
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There's a sailor out there
who's loaded with cash.
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What's that to do with me?
Send out Guste.
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Are you crazy?
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Who'd buy her champagne?
He wants you!
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- I won't. I'm an artist.
- A what?
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- An artist.
- What do you make of that, Professor?
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She has some crazy ideas
about her job!
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Good evening.
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Here I am.
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Captain of a three-master,
the Fritz Thomas,
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just sailed in from Calcutta.
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Straight from my hold.
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Let go of me!
Get out of here.
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But I haven't done anything.
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You miserable villain! Get out!
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- Is this your daddy?
- How dare you molest the lady.
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- Is she your private property?
- But Professor!
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- Quiet! White slave trader!
- What?
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You heard me, out!
Get out! Out!
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Professor, how dare you?
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Miserable pimp!
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How dare you throw someone
out of here?
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- He ordered champagne.
- I'll pay! Leave the premises.
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- Get out!
- He called me a white slave trader!
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Please, Captain,
don't make such a racket.
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- You'll rouse the cops.
- Good idea, the cops!
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I'll get the cops, you old crook!
You crook!
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I'll get the cops!
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He tried to murder me!
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Someone getting into a brawl
over me?
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- That hasn't happened in ages.
- I was only doing my duty.
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No need to get all worked up.
Let's drink to it.
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Cheers!
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May I propose a toast to you.
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Forgive me, Professor,
but the police are here.
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- The police?
- They mustn't find you.
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I have nothing to fear
from the authorities.
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- You may not, but we do.
- You'd better leave, Professor.
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I have nothing to fear
from the authorities.
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We'll have to start
letting rooms down there.
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- He came on stage, drunk, like a madman.
- Yes, he was drunk.
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Just hold on.
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This man claims
he was assaulted here.
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- He tried to murder me! To murder me!
- Who did?
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Well, who?
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- Where did the ruffian disappear to?
- File a report, officer!
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- He attacked me on stage.
- Yeah, right. Don't talk such nonsense.
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Where did you hide him,
you crook?
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What do you want from me,
you old drunk?
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I was outside, wasn't I?
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Come on, out you come!
Little rascals, I finally caught you!
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Get out! Finally!
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Now! It's all over! Get out!
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You too! You too!
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You hooligans! Hooligans!
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There he is!
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He tried to murder me, officer.
There he is!
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I'm sorry, Professor.
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- He called me a slave trader!
- Quiet!
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I'm sorry, Professor.
This man wants me to press charges.
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Go ahead, press charges.
I'll press charges as well!
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- What do you mean? Arrest the lout!
- Be quiet!
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- No one's going to silence me!
- We'll see.
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- Off to the station with you.
- He tried to murder me!
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He called me a slave trader!
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00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:18,333
I presume you're aware
of the consequences
253
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:20,917
this incident will have for you.
254
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,417
Take that cigarette
out of your mouth.
255
00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:37,583
I said take that cigarette
out of your mouth.
256
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,875
The truth! What are you looking for
in this place?
257
00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:46,042
The same as you, Professor.
258
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,500
Get out! Out!
259
00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:52,958
We'll have words about this!
260
00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:04,708
Well done, Professor.
261
00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:06,958
Here! Down the hatch!
262
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,375
Garbage! Garbage! Garbage!
263
00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:18,125
You miserable rascals!
264
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,625
You haven't heard the last of this!
265
00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:22,292
You haven't heard...
266
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,625
You haven't heard... You haven't...
267
00:50:35,917 --> 00:50:38,250
Goodness, what's wrong, Professor?
268
00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:43,500
It'll pass.
269
00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:46,500
It'll...
270
00:50:47,292 --> 00:50:48,958
I feel better already.
271
00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:52,625
Those little rascals!
Some profession you chose.
272
00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:54,833
You got all worked up,
and you shouldn't.
273
00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:04,958
Damn that bell!
274
00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:09,625
What's going on here?
275
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:12,833
Are we going to continue?
The place is half empty!
276
00:51:12,958 --> 00:51:16,417
Stop complaining.
Who brought the skipper in?
277
00:51:16,542 --> 00:51:19,000
Get going, wiggle your derri�res.
278
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:24,292
Come out with us, Professor.
279
00:51:24,417 --> 00:51:27,292
A little music will put you right.
280
00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:44,500
You landed a few
good punches,
281
00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:51,458
but I'm not the kind
who bears a grudge.
282
00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:00,208
Professor,
283
00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:04,500
I'm going to give you a little shot
284
00:52:06,375 --> 00:52:08,500
from my personal medicine cabinet.
285
00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:17,958
Down the hatch!
286
00:52:24,167 --> 00:52:26,708
Do you really think this will help?
287
00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:30,167
Sure, it'll put you
back on your feet.
288
00:52:56,292 --> 00:52:58,750
- Was it good?
- Yes.
289
00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:02,625
- Now you can show your face.
- Why?
290
00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:05,250
- Come with me.
- Where?
291
00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:07,875
- The reserved seats.
- What for?
292
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,750
You want to hear
Lola sing, don't you?
293
00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:19,000
An enigmatic glimmer
294
00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:22,667
A je-ne-sais-pas-quoi
295
00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:25,667
Flashes in the eyes
296
00:53:25,792 --> 00:53:28,625
Of a beautiful woman
297
00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:33,542
But when my eyes look deeply
298
00:53:33,667 --> 00:53:37,042
At the man vis-�-vis
299
00:53:37,167 --> 00:53:41,208
And gaze intently at him
300
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:44,833
What does it mean?
301
00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:49,833
From head to toe
302
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:54,000
I'm made for love
303
00:53:54,125 --> 00:53:57,583
That's my whole world
304
00:53:57,708 --> 00:54:00,833
There's nothing else
305
00:54:02,417 --> 00:54:06,250
What choice do I have?
306
00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:08,167
That's the way I'm made
307
00:54:08,292 --> 00:54:09,583
Quiet! Shush!
308
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,792
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is my pleasure
309
00:54:17,917 --> 00:54:22,417
to introduce today's guest of honour:
310
00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:26,417
Dr Immanuel Rath,
311
00:54:26,542 --> 00:54:30,042
Professor at the local college.
312
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:32,167
So what?
313
00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:38,167
Cheers, Professor.
314
00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:10,792
From head to toe
315
00:55:10,917 --> 00:55:14,583
I'm made for love
316
00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:17,917
That's my whole world
317
00:55:18,042 --> 00:55:20,875
There's nothing else
318
00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:27,083
What choice do I have?
319
00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:30,208
That's the way I'm made
320
00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:34,083
Love is all I know
321
00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:36,958
There's nothing else
322
00:55:38,792 --> 00:55:42,000
Men swarm around me
323
00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:44,667
Like moths round a flame
324
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:49,167
And if their wings are singed
325
00:55:49,292 --> 00:55:52,333
Surely I can't be blamed
326
00:57:22,292 --> 00:57:24,792
DO RIGHT AND FEAR NO MAN
327
00:57:24,917 --> 00:57:28,000
Professor! Breakfast!
328
00:59:07,667 --> 00:59:09,875
Morning, Immanuel!
329
00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:14,458
Good morning.
330
00:59:18,542 --> 00:59:21,208
Breakfast, Professor.
331
00:59:36,042 --> 00:59:38,458
Come on, darling,
the coffee's getting cold.
332
00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:45,958
There, sit down.
333
00:59:55,417 --> 00:59:58,125
Do you always
snore so loudly, sweetie?
334
01:00:01,792 --> 01:00:06,083
I'm afraid I may have
overindulged last night.
335
01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:09,875
A few bottles of champagne.
You held it just fine.
336
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,625
One?
337
01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:17,958
Two?
338
01:00:18,792 --> 01:00:20,542
Three.
339
01:00:20,667 --> 01:00:22,708
You really are a sweetie.
340
01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:37,167
Is it good?
341
01:00:38,042 --> 01:00:40,458
Delicious. Extraordinary!
342
01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:43,958
You see?
You could have this every day.
343
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:52,125
There's no reason why not.
344
01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:57,000
After all, I'm not married.
345
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:27,667
I must get to school.
346
01:01:27,792 --> 01:01:31,000
I must hurry and get to school.
347
01:01:54,458 --> 01:01:56,458
Come here.
348
01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:59,667
Stand still.
349
01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:02,208
There... so you'll be thinking of me.
350
01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:08,500
What's this, no goodbye?
351
01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:13,625
Give me a kiss.
352
01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:17,042
- Do you love me too?
- Yes, of course.
353
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:19,167
Goodbye.
354
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:25,833
Mind the tram.
355
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:33,167
Morning, Professor.
356
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,042
Morning.
357
01:03:07,542 --> 01:03:09,167
Sit down!
358
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:27,750
Professor,
it stinks in here of garbage!
359
01:03:27,875 --> 01:03:29,708
Garbage!
360
01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:03,458
Silence!
I'll have you all locked up!
361
01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:05,542
Miserable brats!
362
01:04:10,667 --> 01:04:12,875
Leave the classroom.
363
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,250
Go to the schoolyard.
364
01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:17,625
I'll deal with you later.
365
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,625
Not without talent.
366
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:37,375
There's a lot I can understand.
367
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:42,000
But how can one risk one's entire future
for that kind of person?
368
01:05:43,042 --> 01:05:46,292
I beg your pardon, Director.
369
01:05:46,417 --> 01:05:49,625
You are speaking of my future wife.
370
01:05:53,708 --> 01:05:58,917
- You can't be serious.
- I am completely serious.
371
01:05:59,542 --> 01:06:02,292
I will not hear another word.
372
01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:22,750
I'm very sorry, my dear colleague,
373
01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:25,958
but I'll have to report the matter.
374
01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:05,708
Go and pack your clothes.
The train won't wait for you!
375
01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,667
Come in.
376
01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:19,250
Hello, Professor.
Don't you have anything to do?
377
01:08:19,375 --> 01:08:22,083
- Why did I marry you?
- I've been wondering about that too.
378
01:08:22,208 --> 01:08:25,292
Wrap the flowers carefully,
so you don't crush them.
379
01:08:26,042 --> 01:08:29,667
Why are you standing there?
Go upstairs. You know the way.
380
01:08:56,917 --> 01:08:59,875
How nice of you to come
and say goodbye.
381
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:04,125
My dear Miss Lola, I...
382
01:09:10,042 --> 01:09:13,083
And such lovely flowers! Thanks.
383
01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:36,542
Don't make such a long face.
I'll be back next year.
384
01:09:36,667 --> 01:09:41,333
My dear Miss Lola,
I brought you something else as well.
385
01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:46,958
Would you accept this gift from me?
386
01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:58,250
And at the same time,
may I ask for your hand?
387
01:09:59,958 --> 01:10:02,792
You want to marry me?
388
01:10:19,125 --> 01:10:22,292
My God, you're sweet!
389
01:10:22,417 --> 01:10:28,667
I hope, my child, you are fully aware
of the gravity of this moment.
390
01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:11,208
Long may they live!
391
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:14,542
Every happiness for the newlyweds!
392
01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:26,792
Ladies and gentlemen,
it gives me great pleasure to...
393
01:11:26,917 --> 01:11:30,542
Enough of your blather!
394
01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:33,167
Here we go again.
395
01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:38,792
My wedding ceremony
was like this, so lovely.
396
01:11:39,667 --> 01:11:44,500
If I had known you then,
397
01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:48,750
perhaps I'd be the wife
of a professor now.
398
01:11:48,875 --> 01:11:51,458
All I have now is this conjurer.
399
01:11:51,583 --> 01:11:54,333
That's right, I am a conjurer!
400
01:11:54,458 --> 01:11:57,917
We're in for more
of his stupid stunts.
401
01:11:58,042 --> 01:11:59,792
Sit down.
402
01:11:59,917 --> 01:12:03,708
You can't keep me from demonstrating
my art to the Professor.
403
01:12:03,833 --> 01:12:08,667
With your permission, I'll pull
a few eggs from under your nose.
404
01:12:09,625 --> 01:12:12,750
As you can see,
there is nothing in my hand.
405
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,708
Here, take it, please.
There's something to be proud of.
406
01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:24,500
Watch this, Professor.
407
01:13:34,667 --> 01:13:37,000
Sweetheart, hand me my small case.
408
01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:52,292
You're hopeless!
409
01:14:13,958 --> 01:14:17,708
- Why did you bring the postcards?
- What a dumb question.
410
01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:20,542
We sell them every evening.
411
01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:26,000
As long as I've a penny to my name,
they will not be sold!
412
01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:33,625
Well, you never can tell.
We'd better keep them.
413
01:14:44,792 --> 01:14:48,625
Beware of blonde women
414
01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:52,292
They're special, everyone
415
01:14:52,417 --> 01:14:55,833
At first you maybe unaware
416
01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:58,875
But something is definitely there
417
01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:03,125
A little hanky-panky can be fun
418
01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:06,833
But from their clutches
you'd better run
419
01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:10,500
Beware of blonde women
420
01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:13,958
They're special, everyone
421
01:16:11,542 --> 01:16:13,542
How's business?
422
01:16:16,125 --> 01:16:17,792
Two postcards.
423
01:16:17,917 --> 01:16:20,375
What an ignorant bunch.
424
01:16:22,167 --> 01:16:25,292
Ignorant?
You're a fine one to talk.
425
01:16:25,417 --> 01:16:27,917
You need a shave,
just look at you!
426
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:30,000
You can't do business like that.
427
01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:34,750
Go ahead and stare.
You're not at the college now.
428
01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:50,292
He's right, you know.
You really should shave.
429
01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:59,542
How dare you call the people out there
ignorant, anyway?
430
01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:02,583
We make a living off them.
431
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:08,250
Yes. We make a living off them.
432
01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:11,542
A living.
433
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:16,167
- If you don't like it, go.
- I will go. I'll go.
434
01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:20,000
I'll go.
I can't stand it!
435
01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:25,208
I'd rather die like a dog
than lead this life another day.
436
01:18:13,542 --> 01:18:16,792
Well then,
hand me my stockings.
437
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,792
Get the curling iron.
438
01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:08,375
It's much too hot!
439
01:20:58,667 --> 01:21:01,417
Well, Professor, how are we today?
440
01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:05,042
Care for a cigar?
441
01:21:05,167 --> 01:21:07,500
Havana with a Sumatra wrapper.
442
01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:15,250
Our Director
appears to be in high spirits.
443
01:21:15,375 --> 01:21:17,833
I am, and for a very good reason.
444
01:21:17,958 --> 01:21:22,500
You should be pleased too.
You're going to be my top attraction.
445
01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:25,625
Don't make fun of the old guy,
he hasn't hurt you.
446
01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:27,250
You stay out of this.
447
01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:30,542
Your husband's a big star.
Here...
448
01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:35,125
A contract,
confirmed by cable.
449
01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:36,583
And where?
450
01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:39,417
At the Blue Angel.
451
01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:46,667
- The Blue Angel?
- Yes, we're returning to your home town.
452
01:21:46,792 --> 01:21:50,583
There's going to be a big poster:
"Professor Immanuel Rath".
453
01:21:51,542 --> 01:21:54,375
Never!
I'll never go back to that city.
454
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:58,458
- You'll change your mind.
- I will not change my mind.
455
01:21:58,583 --> 01:22:00,875
Isn't that just like you?
456
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,042
You've lived off
this woman for five years.
457
01:22:04,167 --> 01:22:07,583
And now when you
finally can earn a few pennies,
458
01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:09,875
the Professor says, "I won't go!"
459
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:12,833
- Leave him alone. He'll go.
- I won't!
460
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:14,875
We're leaving tomorrow morning,
that's final.
461
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:18,417
No, I won't go. Never!
462
01:22:18,542 --> 01:22:21,917
You can ask anything of me,
but not that!
463
01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:26,042
- Don't get all worked up.
- No, I won't do it. Never.
464
01:22:26,167 --> 01:22:27,750
No one's forcing you.
465
01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,542
Never!
466
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:45,667
IN PERSON
467
01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:58,042
Hello, Director!
468
01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,792
Good morning, Director,
you finally made it!
469
01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:04,375
I never thought I'd ever crawl back
into this hole, Director.
470
01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:06,750
My club, a hole?
471
01:23:06,875 --> 01:23:10,333
She hasn't changed
in the last five years, my wife.
472
01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:13,667
You've been enjoying life.
473
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:17,292
You haven't exactly got
any thinner, Director.
474
01:23:17,417 --> 01:23:20,708
- You haven't lost any weight, either.
- Good day, Director!
475
01:23:20,833 --> 01:23:24,125
- Why should I, business is good.
- Glad to hear it.
476
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:29,583
- And you?
- Better now, but the last three weeks...
477
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,875
Be seeing you, Director.
478
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,417
Be seeing you, Maestro.
479
01:23:48,542 --> 01:23:51,750
But not for
at least ten years, I hope.
480
01:23:53,958 --> 01:23:58,542
This place is OK for small fry,
but not a headline act.
481
01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:06,375
Au revoir, mon pet it cochon!
482
01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:08,917
Who's that?
483
01:24:09,042 --> 01:24:11,125
Another week, and this guy
would have bankrupted me.
484
01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:18,417
- Hello, Lola!
- Hello.
485
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,542
So many handsome men
in one place?
486
01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:25,667
Enjoy your meal.
487
01:24:29,667 --> 01:24:33,250
Don't pile the bags in a heap.
How are we supposed to unpack?
488
01:24:35,917 --> 01:24:39,417
I've never seen anything like it!
They just dumped them.
489
01:24:44,750 --> 01:24:47,583
- Don't miss your train.
- Man...
490
01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:51,792
what do you know about love?
491
01:25:20,417 --> 01:25:23,750
Allow me to introduce myself.
Mazeppa.
492
01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:26,875
Hans Adalbert Mazeppa,
strong man.
493
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:30,917
- So what?
- I'm staying on. For you.
494
01:25:31,042 --> 01:25:34,333
That's the kind of guy I am,
a man of action.
495
01:25:34,458 --> 01:25:38,000
Don't be in such a hurry.
496
01:25:38,125 --> 01:25:40,125
We have plenty of time.
497
01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:49,208
A few hours
won't make a difference to me.
498
01:25:55,833 --> 01:25:59,583
Please, go home quietly.
It's sold out.
499
01:26:13,167 --> 01:26:15,250
The Professor!
500
01:26:26,625 --> 01:26:30,625
Beware of blonde women
501
01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:33,833
They're special, everyone
502
01:26:34,542 --> 01:26:38,000
At first you maybe unaware
503
01:26:38,125 --> 01:26:41,292
But something is definitely there
504
01:26:41,875 --> 01:26:45,500
A little hanky-panky can be fun
505
01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:49,042
But from their clutches
you'd better run
506
01:26:49,167 --> 01:26:52,875
Beware of blondes
507
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,875
They're special, everyone
508
01:27:01,042 --> 01:27:04,833
This could be a turning point
for your career.
509
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:09,917
If everything runs smoothly,
you have got it made.
510
01:27:12,042 --> 01:27:14,333
The Scala, Berlin,
511
01:27:15,375 --> 01:27:17,792
the Alhambra, London...
The brush!
512
01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:24,042
- The Hippodrome, New York...
- Stop, it'll go to his head.
513
01:27:24,167 --> 01:27:26,625
- This is the Blue Angel.
- Killjoy!
514
01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:29,292
- Look at you.
- Oh, shut up!
515
01:27:30,125 --> 01:27:31,667
Where's the nose?
516
01:27:31,792 --> 01:27:35,417
- The nose! You had it!
- Me? You had it!
517
01:27:37,958 --> 01:27:40,000
I had it, did I?
518
01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:45,958
Don't let him make you nervous.
I know exactly how you feel, Professor.
519
01:27:46,083 --> 01:27:49,000
I was just as excited 20 years ago
when I had my first success.
520
01:27:49,125 --> 01:27:51,667
Can't you just shut up
for a few minutes?
521
01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:58,292
More chairs!
Even the mayor is here!
522
01:27:58,417 --> 01:28:01,000
The mayor?
This I have to see.
523
01:28:02,167 --> 01:28:06,583
Don't be nervous, Professor!
We're completely sold out.
524
01:28:06,708 --> 01:28:09,292
Everyone's here!
It'll be quite an experience!
525
01:28:09,417 --> 01:28:11,375
Your colleagues, your students.
526
01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:15,500
Everyone's here! What a crowd!
Don't be nervous, Professor.
527
01:28:20,417 --> 01:28:23,208
He's absolutely right.
Don't be nervous!
528
01:28:26,833 --> 01:28:30,500
Don't let it get to you.
Take me as an example.
529
01:28:31,667 --> 01:28:33,792
It's showtime!
530
01:28:51,625 --> 01:28:55,292
Whenever I see a beautiful lady,
I make my move.
531
01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:57,583
That's my trademark.
532
01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:03,625
What's the matter?
Why the long face?
533
01:29:05,167 --> 01:29:09,167
Every time I have some fun,
you sit there moping.
534
01:29:09,292 --> 01:29:11,167
What's going on here?
535
01:29:11,292 --> 01:29:13,542
A bit of an atmosphere?
536
01:29:13,667 --> 01:29:16,250
It happens in the best families.
537
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,958
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name's Mazeppa.
538
01:29:20,083 --> 01:29:23,167
Hans Adalbert Mazeppa,
strong man.
539
01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:28,958
What are you waiting for?
Go out and do your show.
540
01:29:32,958 --> 01:29:35,042
What's the matter with the old guy?
541
01:29:36,792 --> 01:29:39,875
Well, my colleague...
have some bubbly.
542
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,458
It'll pick you up.
543
01:29:51,208 --> 01:29:53,667
There's something wrong
with that boy.
544
01:30:14,333 --> 01:30:16,625
For God's sake,
where have you been?
545
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:20,500
What is it?
What's the matter?
546
01:30:24,542 --> 01:30:26,958
Lola, come down here.
547
01:30:28,125 --> 01:30:30,958
I won't go on!
548
01:30:32,542 --> 01:30:34,708
What? Have you gone crazy?
549
01:30:34,833 --> 01:30:38,417
You can't back out on me
a minute before showtime!
550
01:30:43,792 --> 01:30:45,708
What's got into you?
551
01:30:46,792 --> 01:30:48,833
You don't want to go on?
552
01:30:50,167 --> 01:30:52,000
You will go on!
553
01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:58,583
Put on the wig.
554
01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:03,292
What's this?
You don't want to go on?
555
01:31:03,417 --> 01:31:05,208
Are you crazy?
556
01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:09,083
- Nobody does that to me!
- Get on stage! Out!
557
01:31:34,125 --> 01:31:38,542
Ladies and gentlemen,
I apologise for the slight delay.
558
01:31:38,667 --> 01:31:42,292
- A technical problem.
- Does someone have stomach ache?
559
01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:48,625
The next number
will more than make up for it,
560
01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:51,833
a conjuring act
of truly international class.
561
01:31:53,083 --> 01:31:55,083
As a special part of our performance,
562
01:31:55,208 --> 01:31:59,750
it is my pleasure
to introduce to you
563
01:31:59,875 --> 01:32:02,750
a man you all know
564
01:32:02,875 --> 01:32:07,167
for his long and remarkable
pedagogical achievements...
565
01:32:10,125 --> 01:32:13,958
...pedagogical achievements
at the local college.
566
01:32:14,083 --> 01:32:16,750
Bring on the Professor!
567
01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:22,792
I can see, ladies and gentlemen,
I need say no more.
568
01:32:22,917 --> 01:32:27,000
I won't test your patience
any longer.
569
01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:31,375
Please welcome our beloved
Professor Immanuel Rath!
570
01:32:40,083 --> 01:32:43,583
- Watch it or you'll ruin my act.
- Come on!
571
01:33:31,958 --> 01:33:35,375
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I introduce
572
01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:38,542
August, my apprentice sorcerer.
573
01:33:39,333 --> 01:33:42,292
Conductor!
Ladies and gentlemen,
574
01:33:42,417 --> 01:33:45,292
as you can see,
I work without props,
575
01:33:45,417 --> 01:33:49,208
just my two hands
and my ten fingers.
576
01:33:49,333 --> 01:33:51,583
What you see here
577
01:33:51,708 --> 01:33:53,792
is an ordinary top hat,
578
01:33:53,917 --> 01:33:56,250
an original British top hat.
579
01:33:56,375 --> 01:34:00,833
There's no double bottom,
no secret opening or trap door.
580
01:34:01,583 --> 01:34:05,167
This top hat,
ladies and gentlemen,
581
01:34:05,292 --> 01:34:10,500
I shall now place
on the head of our August,
582
01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:16,875
and I will proceed to produce
a live dove before your very eyes!
583
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,458
Ladies and gentlemen,
I know you're all thinking
584
01:34:20,583 --> 01:34:23,417
I've already placed the dove
in the hat.
585
01:34:23,542 --> 01:34:25,167
But no,
you are quite mistaken.
586
01:34:25,292 --> 01:34:27,417
See? It's empty.
587
01:34:28,583 --> 01:34:30,417
Empty.
588
01:34:30,542 --> 01:34:32,292
Absolutely empty.
589
01:34:36,458 --> 01:34:39,875
If I may,
here's more proof.
590
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:42,708
A dagger.
Here we go...
591
01:34:42,833 --> 01:34:44,542
One,
592
01:34:44,667 --> 01:34:46,458
two,
593
01:34:46,583 --> 01:34:48,000
three,
594
01:34:48,125 --> 01:34:49,875
four.
595
01:34:52,958 --> 01:34:55,292
Ladies and gentlemen,
please do not be alarmed
596
01:34:55,417 --> 01:34:58,958
by the sight of the revolver
in my right hand.
597
01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:06,958
There! August
isn't bird-brained any more!
598
01:35:07,083 --> 01:35:10,125
This is an outrage!
Call the police!
599
01:35:17,958 --> 01:35:22,000
Director,
I've run out of eggs.
600
01:35:23,833 --> 01:35:27,500
Could you conjure a few up for me?
601
01:35:27,625 --> 01:35:30,500
Of course, Director,
with pleasure.
602
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:33,500
Ladies and gentlemen,
I shall produce some eggs
603
01:35:33,625 --> 01:35:35,292
from August's nose...
604
01:35:44,708 --> 01:35:46,958
...before your very eyes.
605
01:35:48,042 --> 01:35:50,125
Pull yourself together, August!
606
01:35:51,042 --> 01:35:53,042
I mean, you were a professor!
607
01:35:55,833 --> 01:36:01,208
I know you're convinced
August has the eggs under his top hat.
608
01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:03,042
But you're wrong.
609
01:36:06,583 --> 01:36:08,292
Another dove!
610
01:36:14,750 --> 01:36:16,000
Lay some eggs!
611
01:36:16,125 --> 01:36:20,792
Right away, ladies and gentlemen,
at your service.
612
01:36:20,917 --> 01:36:22,375
One,
613
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:23,875
two,
614
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:25,542
three...
615
01:36:26,458 --> 01:36:28,042
An egg!
616
01:36:29,583 --> 01:36:31,833
Where's your cock-a-doodle-doo?
617
01:36:31,958 --> 01:36:35,167
A genuine hen's egg.
618
01:36:35,292 --> 01:36:37,042
See...
619
01:36:46,125 --> 01:36:49,917
Lay some eggs!
Lay some more eggs!
620
01:36:51,208 --> 01:36:53,958
Lay more eggs!
621
01:36:56,292 --> 01:36:58,333
If you don't crow I'll kill you!
622
01:36:59,083 --> 01:37:00,167
Here we go.
623
01:37:00,292 --> 01:37:04,000
One, two, three, an egg!
624
01:37:04,125 --> 01:37:07,500
An authentic,
genuine hen's egg! See?
625
01:37:12,667 --> 01:37:15,042
Go on, crow!
626
01:37:15,167 --> 01:37:17,667
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
627
01:37:19,250 --> 01:37:22,542
If you don't crow this time,
I'll kill you!
628
01:37:27,125 --> 01:37:28,958
Go on, crow!
629
01:38:18,417 --> 01:38:21,458
What is it? I didn't do anything.
What do you want from me?
630
01:40:25,292 --> 01:40:27,042
Come on.
631
01:40:39,792 --> 01:40:41,917
You asked for it.
632
01:40:44,333 --> 01:40:46,917
I don't get it,
an educated man like you...
633
01:40:51,500 --> 01:40:53,708
All for some gal.
634
01:41:00,625 --> 01:41:02,417
Get some rest.
635
01:41:03,333 --> 01:41:05,167
I'll...
636
01:41:06,542 --> 01:41:09,000
take care of things.
637
01:42:25,625 --> 01:42:28,750
From head to toe
638
01:42:28,875 --> 01:42:31,750
I'm made for love
639
01:42:32,542 --> 01:42:34,917
That's my whole world
640
01:42:35,625 --> 01:42:38,125
There's nothing else
641
01:42:39,792 --> 01:42:43,333
What choice do I have?
642
01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:46,125
That's the way I'm made
643
01:42:46,250 --> 01:42:49,375
Love is all I know
644
01:42:49,500 --> 01:42:52,167
There's nothing else
645
01:42:53,375 --> 01:42:55,792
Men swarm around me
646
01:42:55,917 --> 01:42:58,333
Like moths round a flame
647
01:42:59,083 --> 01:43:02,292
And if their wings are singed
648
01:43:02,417 --> 01:43:05,083
Surely I can't be blamed
649
01:43:06,208 --> 01:43:09,667
From head to toe
650
01:43:09,792 --> 01:43:12,917
I'm made for love
651
01:43:13,667 --> 01:43:16,750
That's my whole world
652
01:43:17,333 --> 01:43:20,708
There's nothing else